ACT 3... IN 2026? THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

"Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand. Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip. Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land. Ocean man." -Ween

(SPONGEBOB MOVIE REFERENCE?)